Obligatory Post About This David Beckham Underwear Ad

Fucking balls! Can a blogger ever get a break from writing about conventionally attractive male celebrities running around in their skivvies? It appears that the answer is a big, fat “N-O”, because soccer player David Beckham just released a new ad for his H&M underwear line. Beyond excessive amounts of bulge, there’s a really great shot where he adjusts the leg of his boxer-briefs while clenching his muscular ass…

If you look closely enough, you can see a very small glimpse of his left cheek!

Not that we’re sex-crazed lunatics who care about things of that sort. Naturally, we’re just here to painstakingly analyze the fashion/comfort pros and cons of Beckham’s underwear line. That’s exactly what we’re here to do. Nothing less, nothing more! And we definitely won’t be masturbating to that GIF later tonight. Definitely not! Not a chance.

- Dewitt

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