The Locker Room: Colin Kaepernick
Hi Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers. Your team lost the Superbowl this past Sunday. But don’t despair. There’s a couple of things you can think about to make you feel better. The first would be that you come off a lot smarter than some of your fool teammates. The other? You have that body. Granted, I think the tats are covering far too much of your musculature. Someone who cares about you should have talked you out of that one. But seriously, what’s a Superbowl ring. Sure it might mean a lot of endorsements and a higher salary….but still – people fap over you! It’s equitable.