“Is Cody Belew gay?” brings up a ton of results on Google, but I’m not really concerned with the answer to that question. He was one of few good things to emerge from the third season of The Voice, and it doesn’t matter to me if he’s homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, asexual or teddysexual. I want to get sexual with him. Plain and simple.
Yesterday, I “accidentally” clicked on Cody’s Twitter page and stared at him for fifteen minutes. Then I watched his cover of Prince‘s “Purple Rain”—a song that’s practically sacred to me—and it gave me a boner instead of infuriating me. Then I listened to his accent and melted. And then I jizzed in my pants (not really, but I was dangerously close to humping the computer screen).
I’m not obsessed or anything. Really.
See more pictures of Cody and listen to his cover below: