Gay Ass Gossip: Did Liam Hemsworth Cheat On Hannah Montana With Betty Draper?
ITEM - The not-quite-as-hot-as-his-older-brother-but-he’s-still-pretty-spiffy Liam Hemsworth reportedly stepped out on his fiancee Miley Cyrus with Mad Men actress January Jones after the Oscars. And there’s photographic evidence! No one is commenting on the truth of this rumor, but Miley Tweeted that her wedding is still on. And January looked icy and inscrutable as usual while not denying it. If you’re an engaged dude, and you’re huddled up in the back of an SUV with a gal who looks like this, and your fiancee’s new haircut looks like this…well, I kinda get the cheating. Haircuts are really important sometimes.
ITEM – Speaking of Liam , the press blitz for the Hunger Games sequel Catching Fire has begun. Lionsgate has been releasing pics of all the characters from the second film installment of the sci-fi series that’s so gigantic that even my Moms read it. Here’s the “Capital Couture” portraits of actors Sam Claflin (“Finnick Odair”), Josh Hutcherson (“Peeta Mallark”), and that cheatin’ bastard Liam Hemsworth (see above, “Gale Hawthorne”). Despite my intense lust for Josh (seriously, I want on that), I’m declaring Finnick Odair the winner of this particular game. Hopefully he’s not in a skirt for the whole movie because we want to see some BODY. Actually, what I want to see is Sam and Josh sitting on each other’s faces. And maybe Woody Harrelson allowed to escape that janky wig.