He’s Gay: Is This The NHL’s First Openly Gay Player?

This is Josh Gorges . He’s the alternate captain of the Montreal Canadiens, to the tune of 3.9 million a year. NHL Insights has Tweeted several times that Gorges is about to become the first openly gay hockey player in NHL history. High sticking turned high dicking! Ugh, I am so fired from the pun factory. I don’t even know what that means. Can you tell I know next to nothing about hockey, except that the fighting is kinda sexy when they turn round and round on their skates like a brutish carousel.

Here are the Tweets in question:

Hmm, so what does it all mean? Is it the truth? Or is someone at NHL Insights with the Twitter password trying to eff with Gorges’ rep? Openly gay in professional sports isn’t exactly a thing, yet. At least not in the top 3. And how come I keep finding pics of Josh with ladies, looking all snugly. I’ve got plenty of pics with my gals, but none of them have that “we just banged” look to them.

If this is some kind of elaborate joke, there will be chagrin on my part. Your big-name actors are just starting to peek outta the closet. Professional sports need to follow. This could be huge! Let us know what you think of an openly gay pro hockey player MAYBE coming out in the comments below.