Lady Gaga Needs To Come Get Her Fans
[Ed. note - This is not a pic of the "Little Monsters" responsible. I just liked her facial hair.]
Lady Gaga had to cut her tour short due to needing a new hip (fame ages you) so her “Little Monsters” had some time on their hands. Why not use it constructively by…blaming Madonna for the spread of AIDS? The fuck? I know she was a little loose but that’s a lot of pressure on a slut.
Madge is presenting Anderson Cooper with a GLAAD award at an upcoming event (People get trophies for coming out of the closet now? I didn’t get one. Did you?) and this caused some of Gaga’s fans to band together and write an open letter suggesting Mama Monstrous or whatever as a replacement. That’s whatever, but these dumb devious bitches said the following:
This is highly stupid and probably a hoax but I’ll get into it anyway. Wasn’t Madonna like one of the few celebrities back in the day trying to help the cause? Her pre-superstar roommate and best pal Martin Burgoyne died of the disease and Ms. Cicconne made it her raison d’être. Wasn’t it just her and Liz Taylor there for awhile reppin’ for people with AIDS? Google shit, you dumb fucks! Damn. These are the sort of people who don’t know what vowels are. Ugh, I hate that I like Gaga’s music so I’m lumped in with these twats. Note to Madge – I didn’t sign that petition!
Please note that I detected a hoax before it’s confirmed so you don’t call me a dumb bitch in the comments. I AM a dumb bitch, but not for this post.