Who’s this tall drink of March Madness? Will Sheehey plays for for Indiana University’s Hoosiers and I want him to dunk his balls in my mouth basket. His high school coach describes him as having “a little bit of a chip on his shoulder” and the tendency “to be, for lack of a better term, the hard-ass.” Hey, you use the word “ass” in conjunction with a handsome college b-ball player and my ears perk up. Well, not just my ears. Also, guys with chips on their shoulders will pound your hole with their dick til’ the boxspring explodes in your bed. You be as pissed off as you want, Will. Take it out on my body.