Underwear Drawer: The K’Mando Sport Pouch

How does this even stay on? Check out the K’Mando Sport Pouch. Body Aware describes this item as a “strapless, self-supporting, anatomical pouch” which “provides active men with a soft, snug fit for comfort and protection.” They also note that it “feels like you’re not wearing anything at all.” That’s cuz’ you’re not! You’ve stuffed your junk into what looks like an ankle sock made for a child. You better hope you don’t get boned while wearing this. Otherwise you’re going to be fishing it out of your jeans or it’s going to fall down your pant leg out on to the gay bar’s floor and that’s going to be weird. How do you piss? Are you at the urinal trying to stuff yourself back into it? Someone might take your drink! What if you’re young and still packin’? There’s no way that can stretch to fit a boss hog.

I shouldn’t judge. Hey K’Mando! If you want to send one, I’ll wear it and report back. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I can fit into it. FML.