Who Would You Rather?: Mike De Marko Hairy Vs. Shaved Edition

Now that you’re done arguing over the merits and disadvantages of a smooth sack, why don’t we use our time efficiently and bicker about Mike DeMarko‘s chest hair? We always thought he was at his best when he was a tad scruffy, shaved below the neck and selectively trimmed below the waist (as seen here in yet another baseball-themed scene with Andrew Stark).

We began to second guess ourselves, however, when we saw Mike completely twinked out in a new clip for Drill My Hole. It wasn’t our favorite look initially, but the lack of pubes made his dick look even longer and thicker than ever before… And it helped that it provided a nice contrast to Ty Roderick‘s fuzzy, inked body. You could almost believe Ty in the sugar daddy role, getting pissed off at his freeloading pussy boy bottom for spending too much money online.

Of course, here’s where things got tricky! Right as we were adjusting to Mike’s new status as a total twunk, he strolled into a scene for The Gay Office with fur in every place he could grow it. The look propelled him into an entirely different universe of sex appeal. If he showed up at a bear event like that, it’s feasible someone would “woof” or growl at him… And, well, it helped that it provided a nice contrast to Rod Daily‘s smooth, inked body.

Rather than beat around the bush (no pun intended), let’s cut right to the chase—which version of Mike do you prefer?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Drill My Hole / The Gay Office

See Mike in both states and vote on this very important matter below:

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Shaved clean and making Ty Roderick unreasonably angry on DRILL MY HOLE:

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Having a sleazy, hairy lunch hour with Rod Daily on THE GAY OFFICE:

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