Last time in the Everything Butt series, we brought you the smooth and thoroughly beefy cheeks of gay porn star Brenden Cage. Tonight, we’re going to switch things around and up the fur factor with Jack Griffin. The scruffy College Dudes alumnus was recently spotted […]
Day: May 8, 2013
Bryan Slater’s (Wickedly Hot) Wet Dream
I would like to pause for a moment and ask all of you snarky little fuckers with “under 30 only” in your profile headlines to acknowledge that Bryan Slater is 47 years-old. If you can honestly tell me that you’d turn down the opportunity to […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
Wouldn’t joining Canadian Manhunt member mtlmrkt in that island paradise be the best thing in the world right now? We’d definitely get in his dinghy. He’s just one of a buttload of Manhunt men we’re dick-slapping you in the face with this week. They’re the […]
Josiah Hawley Should Never Open His Mouth Unless He’s Catching A Hot Load of Jism
Josiah Hawley is quite possibly the worst contestant in the history of The Voice. The former male model was selected for Team Usher, and somehow, he’s made it to the Quarterfinals of the reality singing competition. He is extremely pretty, sure! But am I totally […]
Flipping Out: Jake Genesis Apologizes For Being Versatile
A few months ago at the height of my popularity, I noisily swallowed Shane Frost‘s dick with my asshole. I noisily slurped on his cock, and he sucked on mine and stuck it in his butt. I started with him on his back and eventually […]
Twink Tank: Chase Harding & Chase Erickson
These skinny little bitches can throw down a good, hard fuck. Frankly, I was about to dismiss Chase Harding and Chase Erickson at first glance. They both look so sweet-faced and innocent! Then, you see Harding smack Erickson’s cheeks ’til they’re red and hammer him […]
Pump Your Face Full Of “Silicone” With Detox, Willam Belli, and Vicky Vox!
Detox might not have made the final three on Drag Race (and no offense to any of those three but she should have), but she’ll always retain a place in our hearts. Her completely artificial face and body, cutting wit, and taste in couture will […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Jockstrap Bandit
Straight guys are weirdos is more like it, am I right? In the video you’re about to watch, some guy who lost a bet is forced to dance in nothing but a jockstrap and a cowboy hat, all while his brother and a buddy watch […]
Ken Ten’s Dick Buried Deep Inside Yohann Banks Is Exactly What You Need Right Now
You have probably realized by now that Wednesday is not Friday, and therefore, you have a few more days before the weekend is upon us. Alas, there is a silver lining in this cloud called life! Yohann Banks utterly perfect butthole is here to save […]
The Wanted: “Walks Like Rihanna”
UK boy band The Wanted have struggled to snag another stateside Top 40 hit since “Glad You Came“, peaking right around the edge with “Chasing The Sun” and failing rather miserably with the straight-out-of-Ibiza follow-up “I Found You“. Whether you agree or not, the fact […]