Oh hell to the yes! I’m not sure who’s the dirty fucker who blurts out that line in Jansen‘s latest tag-team fling for Fraternity X, but everyone else should shut the hell up and let him do the talking from now on… Especially that guy […]
The biggest surprise on this week’s edition of The Ten? Swoon-worthy cub John‘s last-minute defeat of sculpted male model JC Salter. He narrowly squeezed right into today’s top five, knocking out JC and former champion Almog Gabay with the assistance of porn star Shawn Wolfe […]
You have to give the art director (is that even a thing on a porn set) some credit. He or she really went for a specific “look” when taping up Derreck Lynch’s hairy, twink ass. It’s kind of a Day-Glo late 90s rave thing. The paint-splattered/neon […]
I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a […]
From I Want Your Love to Weekend, queer cinema is moving beyond the bad reputation established from the crap they’ll play on Logo. I myself have fallen victim to the idea that all gay movies are downright atrocious and full of bad stereotypes, so I […]
Inception and The Dark Knight Rises were a one-two punch when it came to showing off Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s intense good-lookingness. He’s actually stepped all over those with the new trailer for his writing/directorial debut, Don Jon. He plays a Jersey Shore type with a porn […]
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with liking your butthole fucked with a tongue. In the slightest! It’s just nice to imagine that big tough Lance Armstrong is probably humiliated to know that it’s gone public that he likes to submissively bend over to get rimmed. […]
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]
Throw your crusty thong-wearing faves into a dumpster and make some room for future dance-pop queen Betty PHUCKING Who! On her new single “You’re In Love”, this tall-ass hot bitch tells her man he’s in love with her because she’s flawless as ALL fuck, and […]
