HELP! My Dick Is Addicted To MEN.com.
Hey everyone who likes to masturbate! It is your favorite penis who blogs, Dewitt’s Dick. I am here today to talk about a website called MEN.com that has been known to make my best friend Dewitt’s Hand hug me and bounce up and down until my head explodes. There is also a rumor that Dewitt’s Fingers occasionally visit Dewitt’s Butthole when he goes to this website called MEN.com, but I am not here to spread such tawdry rumors! I am here today to talk about my addiction to this website called MEN.com and how it makes me want to stand up at full attention and clap my hands. Except I do not have hands.
This guy Riley Tess (pictured above) is arching his back like a good little slut and that makes me want to hide inside his butt cave and explore the deepest depths of his inner warmth. There are some other guys on this website called MEN.com who make me feel a similar way, and a lot of them are on this amazing list that Dewitt wrote last week in honor of National Masturbation Month, which is every month as far as I am concerned!
Speaking of concerns, I hear they are offering a lifetime discount on this website called MEN.com, and I am concerned that some of you have not taken advantage of this AMAZING opportunity. You know what else is amazing too? Penises! Like me! There are a lot of penises on this website called MEN.com.
- Dewitt’s Dick
Photo credit: MEN.com
Check out three new scenes from MEN.com below:
Sebastian Young & Atticus Benson in “Cutting The Deal“, a scene for a website called MEN.com:
Landon Conrad & Liam Magnuson in “Secret Liaison“, a scene for a website called MEN.com:
Paul Walker, Riley Tess & Ken Ten in “Rent Boy Club“, a scene for a website called MEN.com: