Leave it to me to take one simple line from a gay porn trailer and attempt to transform it into a discussion about your dicks. Thanks to Tomas Brand and his real-life partner Logan Rogue, we’re all here today to talk about growers versus showers. […]
Day: June 3, 2013
Quickie: Is Justice Joslin Fully Clothed Still Hot?
The answer is yes. Even some of those catalog-y shirts can’t dull Justice Joslin’s shine. I know, I shouldn’t throw shade. Speaking of my favorite GIF: Let’s just say some of those shirts aren’t to my taste. But Justice Effing Joslin still is! Him and […]
Flipping Out: CJ Parker
Does anybody else love that CJ Parker always looks a bit disheveled with his messy hair, unruly pubes and intentional neck beard? It pairs well with his passionate, “anything goes” attitude in the bedroom. Sometimes, those pretty boy aliens from outer space can look a […]
Taken From Tumblr: Blue-Eyed Sex God
Let’s just declare Tumblr as the greatest accomplishment in technology since remote control vibrating buttplugs! (Those really made jury duty interesting.) This dude’s pics are all over Tumblr right now and holy hell, they’re hypnotic. How often do the EYES get your attention as much […]
Pharrell Is Doing Gay Porn Now.
Pharrell has two singles in the Billboard Top 10 at this very moment in time, so why is he doing gay porn with Next Door Ebony? That’s what I had to ask myself after reading the list of performers in the site’s latest clip “Tenant […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: sshawn1989
The rumors are true. I’ve fallen in love with our “Manhunt Man of the Week”, sshawn1989. He’s got a beautiful body, gorgeous face, and he “loves love.” So what’s not to love? How many times can I use “love” in this post. I love that. sshawn1989 is […]
Maximillion Kong Is The Verbal Muscle Daddy of My Dreams (And He’s Fucking Johnny Rapid)
Maximillion Kong is tan, muscular and relatively well-hung. There’s something rough-around-the-edges about him that makes me think you won’t all understand why he drives me so fucking crazy, and to be completely frank with you, I’m not even sure if I, myself, understand why he’s […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Ryan Kwanten, Hot Threesomes & Tattoo Talk
I don’t know why we ever bother writing about anything besides Ryan Kwanten‘s butt, because the True Blood star just decimated all of last week’s posts in today’s installment of Popular Demand. His perky cheeks came in with 1000 more hits more than our biggest […]