Love him or hate him, Johnny Rapid remains one of today’s most popular and beloved gay porn stars. He took first place as 2012’s Hottest Cock Slut, topped our countdown of the best twinks and came in right behind Cody Cummings on two other Best […]
Day: June 7, 2013
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Shawn Wolfe Bottoms For Tommy Defendi & We Jizz Uncontrollably
Last weekend, I blew back-to-back loads to the sound of Maximillion Kong‘s voice (as well as the magical sight of Johnny Rapid‘s perpetually cock-starved twink hole swallowing his muscle daddy cock). While I would gladly jerk off to that scene for the rest of my […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jensen Ackles Had A Baby, Named It Justice
ITEM – Looking for pics of Jensen Ackles has made me wonder why I never got into his show Supernatural. Is he shirtless a lot? Does he hunt ghosts in a jockstrap? If so, I’ll add it to the DVR. Jensen Ackles and wife Danneel […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Derek Theler From “Baby Daddy”
ABC Family doesn’t have quite the casting acumen of the CW, but occasionally they get it right. Here’s Derek Theler from some horrible-sounding show on the network called Baby Daddy. You might remember him from a Coke Zero commercial from a couple years back. If not, […]
Would You Hit That?: Zeb Atlas With A Goatee
Is it fair to say that “supersexual” bodybuilder Zeb Atlas isn’t everyone’s type? I’ll say, I dig him the most when he’s rocking some fur on his chest, even if he’s having sex with ladies or appearing in ridiculous music videos. That’s the Zeb I’d […]
The Amateur Hour: This Is The Correct Way To Make A Homemade Blowjob Video
If you’ve spent as much time as I have looking at amateur porn—and Lord help you, if that’s the case—then you’ve probably been just as frustrated as I’ve been with the quality of the videos. And also the titles. Why bother titling something “Servicing Hot […]
Jake Cruise Faking Paralysis So He Can Fuck In A Wheelchair?
Is Jake Cruise ok? A little gay birdie told me that he’s retiring soon. Is this why? Is he paralyzed? Or is he working out some kind of differently abled sex fantasy? Can anyone out there clue us in? If he’s actually ailing, then more […]
An Open Letter To Julian Serrano & His Utterly Mind-Blowing Bubble Butt
Julian Serrano, after seeing you pop your muscular ass in Andrew Christian undies, I would say that it’s of the utmost importance that you enter my ridiculous twerking contest. Your gluteal abilities are well-suited for the song “Bubble Butt”, and while I hate to sound […]
Have You Ever: Had Two Guys Suck Your Dick At Once?
There are few things better than two mouths on your cock at once. The double blowjob, affectionately known as a “DBJ”, is one of the many perks of having a threesome, and whether you’ve got two tongues on each side of your shaft or one […]
Teen WOOF.
Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”? It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be […]