The title of Twelve Fucks And A Funeral is a play on the 1994 hit romantic comedy Four Weddings and a Funeral (which I’m pretty sure didn’t involve anyone fucking in a morgue). The basic premise is that clown-rape victim JP Dubois has passed away, […]
Has our twerking contest found its grand prize winner? This past Friday, I made an announcement that anyone who’s brave enough to submit a video will win one of the many prizes listed here. In fact, the cute guy you’re about to watch—otherwise known as […]
Yes! I’m going to argue with every bone of my body that, based on these two Sean Cody scenes, there’s absolutely no doubt that the answer to this question is “yes”. This is coming from a self-hating blonde who’s (allegedly) racist against blondes. Upon first glance, […]
Confession! I skipped the season six premiere of True Blood, because my desire to watch the greatest human being in existence (Danushka from Food Network Star) took precedence over my desire to find out who got naked on that formerly-good show about vampires, werewolves, witches, […]
Everyone just loves cumming on Max Ryder‘s butthole, eh? The Cocky Boys exclusive model, fresh off his threeway with Kevin Warhol and Jake Bass, returns to Bel Ami for yet another hot crossover scene between the two sites. This time, he’s getting fucked by Scott […]
I have it on good authoritay that Bruno Mars wrote his new treasure “Treasure” about Ms. Boulangerié Knowles‘ supreme royal TWAT, and every smart bitch at the party knows that the song’s about to be DICK-slapping Robin Thicke and Macklemore from the top of the […]
Happy Monday, sluts! Like any normal human being, I’m back in the office swallowing hot loads of coffee and looking at a ton of gay porn. It turns out, I wrote about a lot of porn last week, and I wasn’t especially creative with my […]
