This was the scene I was going to write about before Colby Keller worked his magic over me, wowing me with his dick and then wowing me again with his dick in that utterly perfect scene with Dale Cooper. There’s a small chance my priorities […]
Day: June 19, 2013
Quickie: Randy Loren
Earlier today, we posted a very short quote from True Blood star Joe Manganiello, in which he stated that “fans of Magic Mike will be happy” with his new secret project. We’d like to officially start a rumor that the drop-dead sexy werewolf’s recording a […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
Hmm, which one of this week’s “Manhunt Now” men would I want to gratify with a beej? My eyes keep returning to Canada’s coreysays. He has his hands down his pants. It’s an obvious signal that he needs his cock sucked. Either him, or Spain’s Poisson92. He’s […]
“Hi, I’m Ryan. I’m Eighteen. I’m Gonna Fuck This Cow.”
If we let gays ruin the institution of marriage, what’s next for the world? SEX WITH COWS!?!?!?! Oh, don’t get too worried about the title of this post! We already tackled father/son incest and clown rape porn this week, so we’re not going to test […]
Here Are Some Half-Naked Joe Manganiello Pics From Men’s Health, Because Why The Fuck Not?
This feels sort of excessive when you’ve already seen his butt earlier in the week, but is anyone really going to complain about Joe Manganiello taking off his shirt and talking about his muscles? Nope! There is no such person in existence who would complain […]
HELP! Is Anyone There? Is Anyone Listening?
I thought everything was going to be okay. Since you last heard from me, the creepy clown-man who kidnapped and raped me began to loosen the reigns. He stopped wearing the mask. He untied me when we weren’t making love. He’d feed me meals, and […]
I Want To Fuck Josh Duggar Despite Him Working For A Homophobic Bigot Group
Dear Josh Duggar, We have so much in common. I use Manhunt Mobile, too! I think you are the sexy. You’re like the combination of a baby and a thumb. You have a babythumb face. And I want to stick my cock in it. I […]
Quickie: Santoro
Santoro is a muscular, hairy 37-year old former bartender with jet-black hair, a smile that’ll make you weak in the knees and armpits I would like to lick forever and ever until I collapse. He’s a newcomer to the gay porn scene, and he seems […]
The Amateur Hour: Twerkin’ With No Clothes On
When I made the random decision to start an impromptu twerking competition two Fridays ago, I didn’t think anyone was actually going to enter. You guys aren’t much for the whole audience participation thing! It was like pulling teeth to get people to submit to […]
Three’s Company: Kris Evans, Dolph Lambert & Jean-Daniel Chagall
Three out of the past four Three’s Company posts have been about Bel Ami scenes or incorporated a Bel Ami model. While we usually make some attempt to mix things up in our ongoing series, exceptions have to be made when you’re faced with Kris […]