Thank Cock It’s Friday: Landon Conrad & Jimmy Durano Are So Hot, I Just Had A Stroke

Get it!?!? Because they’re both in a movie called Heatstroke!?!? In all seriousness, though, I did that Bea Arthur fist thing when I saw Landon Conrad‘s solo shots from this scene with Jimmy Durano. The marvelous instrument known as his dick looks stiffer than ever. […]

Gay Ass Gossip: New England Patriots Tight End Aaron Hernandez Is Accused Of Some Shady Murder-Related Shit

ITEM – And we were just about to stick his ass in “The Locker Room”. New England Patriots tight end (*customary chortle at *tight end*) Aaron Hernandez will reportedly be served with an arrest warrant today on an obstruction of justice charge. This is all […]