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June 9, 2013

Caption This: Before & After (The Cum Shot)

For today’s round of Caption This, we’ve got a diptych featuring two views of the same young man. The first panel shows him right before he’s about to take a hot load of cum all over his face. The second shows him with a thick wad of splooge brushed across his forehead… There’s got to be something here, right?

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Czech Hunter

Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

Caption this twink

 

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

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12mile1964 had the top two best-rated captions. Congratulations, buddy!

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BONUS CLIP – Watch this twink suck a big cock:

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  • Nealb4

    An unfortunate face meets a happy ending…

  • domtoppapi

    Load goes on. Acne goes away.

  • Gray

    The photographer said I needed new Head Shots….

  • Gray

    The new and improved Twinkie has a new cream filling…Thank you Hostess….

  • Alyeska

    Cum: Apply directly to the forehead.

  • Emerson

    Nothing witty just that guy isn’t too cute.

  • Dorian

    I think I’ve been shot.

  • Dorian

    ♪ bang bang he shot me down bang bang I hit the ground bang bang that awful sound bang bang my baby shot me down ♫

    -Nancy Sinatra (a la Kill Bill)

  • cum4me

    How long am I suppose to leave this on for?

  • singularity911

    Cum can’t replace orthodontia

  • Joker

    You’ve got cum on your face, you big disgrace

  • Todd

    Thanks Proactive ! !

  • Dalist

    Cum on, apply directly to the forehead. Cum on, apply directly to the forehead. Cum on, apply directly to the forehead.

  • Beardman

    The prettiest face I’ve ever cum across…

  • Ralph

    Timmy said to the male dermatologist, “This wasn’t the kind of facial I was hoping for.”

  • Asscommander

    if you’ve got nothing nice to say then shut the fuck up

  • LOl

    Pathetic

  • CuriousInFred

    SIMBA!!

  • apothos

    creme filling GOES inside

  • js

    It wasn’t exactly what he expected when the top promised, “I won’t cum in your mouth…”

  • Michael Mario

    Yes, this is the same stuff Cameron Diaz used in “There’s Something About Mary.” Trust me!

  • jacaranda

    You weren’t listening, I said I don’t like bechamel sauce

  • americanotico

    I thought you were aiming for my nostrils!

  • YoungCub

    With just a squirt from my magic wand
    Your straightness will soon be gone

  • Piercedick

    I could have had a V-8? Really?

  • Seth

    omg, Is it in my hair? is it? IS IT!?

  • farside_1985

    Ash Wednesday’s lesser known companion, Cum Thursday

  • DAK23

    What’s the problem? You said not in your eye.

  • RoadRunner86

    Ive got cum on my mind…..

  • kinkygaysex

    Simba.

  • AmanhuntFan

    Damn birds!

  • Cman65

    the guy up-stairs does this to me everytime! Everytime I sunbake in the nude

  • nsaonly2017

    Damn that boy is hot, I’d like to lay my own cum shot on him.

  • James

    Cumactive. Guaranteed to work ten times more effectively than Proactive.

  • CTMUSCLE

    KID MAY NOT BE CUTE BUT ADMIT IT HE DOES HAVE COCKSUCKING LIPS!!!!

  • curiousguy2080

    What’s the matter, got something on your mind?

  • delsam

    The new and improved rorschach tests – “Ok now, what does this cum splash remind you of?”

  • gutgenug

    James sometimes overdid it when applying his acne medication.

  • SuperBiggie1

    Proactive ain’t got nothing on all natural products.

  • Larican

    You shall now be know as SIMBA

  • Anthony

    SIMBAAAAAA..~