If I had $100 for every self-proclaimed “straight” man who ever fucked my throat, sucked my cock, gave up his ass or pounded my hole… Well, I’m honestly not sure how much money I’d have! My assumption is that it’d be somewhere around $12,000, but […]
Day: July 9, 2013
In Bed With Colby Keller: Better Butt Pics
Your butt pics are as equal in importance to your cock pics. If you’re a bottom looking to get fucked, you need to present that ass in the best possible light. If you’ve got a crack and a back, you need to create the illusion […]
Flipping Out: Rick Lautner & Jean-Daniel Chagall
Who do I want to fuck more—blond beauty Rick Lautner or dark-haired cutie Jean-Daniel Chagall? When I consulted my dick and realized it was impossible to answer this question, I realized this potential Twink Tank post would find a better home in our Flipping Out […]
The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!
ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue” is the gay community’s version of Sports Illustrated’s “Swimsuit Issue”. Once a year we get to see RIPPED athletes almost buck naked. Pro athletes don’t normally walk around bareass, so this is a nice treat for fans of the male […]
Everything Butt: Spencer’s Fuzzy Muscle Cheeks
“I’m half Puerto Rican, half Irish, hence the thunder thighs and the big ass,” Spencer explains in the trailer for his Sean Cody debut. With this in mind, I found myself wishing I could write a letter to his parents to thank them for his […]
True Blood: Jason Stackhouse And The New Guy Shave Together And It’s Very Homoerotic
“Just relax. Do it like you do it to yourself.” That line definitely registered in my nutsack. I haven’t watched Sunday’s True Blood yet so this scene was new to me (and no one spoil it!). Jason Stackhouse (the exquisite-in-every-way Ryan Kwanten) and new fairy […]
If You Like Muscle Jock Beefiness, Then You NEED To Meet Bruiser.
Bruiser is huge! Actually, I have no idea how tall he is or how much he weighs, but he looks like a really big dude who could throw me around in the bedroom (or throw me across a bar after I drunkenly grope his butt […]
Royal Winnipeg Ballet Won’t Let Jett Black Be Great
Twinkie god Cocky Boys performer Jett Black was asked to pack up his dance belt by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet Academy after they found out about his porn career. That’s dumb. Who goes to the ballet anymore? That could have sold tickets. Some people just don’t know […]
Celebrity Skin: Marlon Wayans’ Butt
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues, Remains Absolutely Ridiculous
Well, we already spoiled the ending for you, but here’s the continuation of UK Naked Men‘s utterly bonkers gay porn series 12 Fucks And A Funeral. The first episode kicked things off with Riley Tess and Matt Brookes mourning their dear friend JP Dubois by […]