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Naked and Afraid
July 31, 2013

“Naked and Afraid” Needs More Naked, Less Afraid!

This morning, I learned about the existence of a TV show called Naked and Afraid. It appears to be exactly what it sounds like. The Discovery Channel sends two naked people out into the wilderness, and we proceed to get excited about their nudity until they’re dirty, shivering and complaining like little bitches who can’t handle a bit of nature.

My darling co-blogger J. Harvey sent me the clip below along with the following commentary: “Seriously, but this guy has a nice set o’ cakes”. I wholeheartedly agree with him on this matter, but I’d much rather get stuck hanging out in a swamp with the hot tattooed blond Jonathan Klay. (In retrospect, I should have written this post about him, because GOSH, he is attractive in a rugged sort of way.)

– Dewitt

Skip to 1:35 to see this guy’s butt in the video below:

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Naked and Afraid

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  • WFO

    I watched every episode. And believe me, you’d rather be stuck in a swamp with Billy Berger (shown in photos) than Jonathan Klay, who was a good for nothing whiner. The perky girl he was with was WAY more competent at survival skills. And yeah, Klay is pretty, but that ink is just excessive. I had a better time hitting the pause button to admire Billy’s ass.

  • IWishYouKnew

    It’s a great show. It’s what Survivor should have been about. And Billy was easily the hottest guy of the season. 🙂

  • pretty girl

    I love Billy’s butt, so yummy! I am all wet.

  • nasty mind

    This is the naked show, why don’t they show their genital areas? I wonder if Billy has a big dick, he sure has a nice butt.

  • Catch-As-Catch-Can

    I didn’t see the need to be naked. If they were wearing bath suits it’ll be the same and there weren’t the need to blur the images. To blur a naked body is the same as to call the imagination for what is hidden, Today there are very little bathsuits. Indians in the tropics never used to cover their bodies and even today they show no shame of it, Only whites when playing ‘cave men’ would think in nudity as something necessary in this kind of documentay.

  • Catch-As-Catch-Can

    * documentary

  • Dewitt2it

    I see your point, but “Wearing Swimsuits and Afraid” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  • And we wouldn’t get to see his adorable butt if they wore swimsuits. That would be sad.

  • Underwraps87

    The “perky girl” was competent mentally, but depended on Jonathan for all the brawn. As would I an any situation.

  • Daniel Paul

    Jonathan Klay had previous appeared on the television show Foursome, which was aired on the Playboy Channel, where he was depicted engaging in explicit sex acts. Someone please post videos and photos, they have to be out there!!!

    Also, on my blog, I have info, photos, and vidoes of the men from the show. http://welclometomyworld0426.blogspot.com/2013/08/the-men-of-naked-and-afraid.html

    Could we get, Jonathan Klay, Billy Berger andClint Jivoin all naked afraid together and see how the survive sexually!!!

  • lemonline2

    Jonathan sure ain’t bad, but I’ve seen him completely naked — and he just can’t compare to the ample body and booty of Billy. Plus Billy was likeable — and he and his partner actually were in a pretty rough situaiton and rose above it. I would have enjoyed their episode without the nudity, but Billy’s awesome ass kept me glued to the tube even when nothing much was happening.

  • UrsusMajor

    Jonathan Klay indeed was in the video Foursome as you mentioned. Nothing
    is blurred and he has a very fine shaft. As in Naked and Afraid, his chest is shaved, but you can see that his nipples are pierced (his nipples were so prominent on the island). The other fellow in Foursome looks familiar, but I can’t place his name.
    The web address for Foursome is found in the footnotes of the Wikipedia article for Naked and Afraid. It is:

    http://video-one.com/video/4ee75f402a27d19a4fbc2fa64137ad0d.html?fid=Foursome

    Your pictures on your blog of the men on the show are great. And getting Jonathan, Billy and Clint together – all bearded and furry – is a fine idea!

  • Daniel Paul

    Thanks for the info Ursus and for checking out my blog

  • manuel correa

    Apparently you need to watch that episode again

  • worldnic3

    I agree with WFO, I would rather be stuck with Billy. Hes hot and he knows what to do. I believe him and his partner had made it out safely. Whew that man got better looking as the episode was going on.

  • jethro tull

    Yes, Billy is HHUUUGGEEE!! If you slowmo the shot where he first catches a snake you will see the blurred out bounce of his huge penis. it’s thick and must be 7inches flaccid..just amazing.

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