Today seems like a good day to get tag-team fucked, right? To be completely frank with you, there’s not a single day I’d say “no” to that question. Getting tag-teamed ranks up there with rimming as one of my favorite sexual activities, and that’s coming […]
Day: August 7, 2013
David & Blake: I Would Not Want To Live Next Door To These Hot, Noisy Bastards
Well, that was fast! We introduced you to blond, tattooed muscle jock David over the weekend, and now, just a few days later, he’s already doing another dude up the butt. Blake is the lucky fucker who gets to take his onscreen virginity, making for […]
The Locker Room: Eden Hazard’s Big Fat Badonka Donk Is Absolutely Delicious-Looking
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]
9 Hot Jocks For You To Jizz Over
Since we were young gays and wanting to fuck the captain of the football team (fun fact – I fucked mine!), jocks have tackled us nude in our fap fantasies. Their aggressiveness, their competitiveness, their sports-sculpted asses…they’re the complete manly-man package. And baseball players are […]
A Short (But Sweet) Interview With Shawn Wolfe
You’ve met Shawn Wolfe already, right? The fuzzy, versatile gay porn star stormed onto the scene earlier this year, and while we initially thought we’d prefer him as a bottom, he won us over for good in a homeless ass-eating extravaganza with Jimmy Fanz (whose […]
He’s Gay: Ben Whishaw
Ben Whishaw? Who’s he? Well, he’s a critically acclaimed British actor who just came out of the closet. And he came out married! Whishaw’s rep confirmed that he and his husband, composer Mark Bradshaw, were married in a civil ceremony last year. You’re still going […]
Finally, the Trailer for “Diana”
As the headline above suggests, here’s the trailer for the new biopic, Diana, starring Naomi Watts: Isn’t it exciting? I mean, this one, it’s got everything: big budget sets, hair, cars, paparazzi montages, jewels, servants, titles, stern men in suits, shopping… And frankly, how long […]
Would You Hit That?: Drake
It occurred to me that I really want to have sex with Drake, shortly after reading every precious word of Dayna Evans‘ “Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake“. Admittedly, this coincided with the release of the hip-hop star’s […]