Mike De Marko as a slutty stripper who gets tag-teamed by two horny businessmen. Did you really think I could resist writing about this one? Never mind that I’ve always fantasized about roleplaying a scenario where I shake my ass in a jockstrap for two […]
Technically, one could argue that it’s not necessarily “bisexual” for a man to get fucked by a woman wearing a rubber dick—or even to get fucked by another man—but our Bi The Way series has been so desperate for content that I’m just going to […]
That’s 19-year-old stank impresario Justin Bieber playing a joke on his Nana, according to TMZ. The story goes that this took place during Thanksgiving at his Gramma’s house in Toronto last year. Bieber thought it would be cutesy to serenade the lady au naturel with the […]
Earlier today, I posted on both Twitter and Tumblr about a “hypothetical” new television program called Celebrity Power Bottom. What I neglected to say earlier is that it already exists! The first season was filmed several months ago in my living room, but unfortunately, all […]
Bears are sexy as fuck. Count me on #TeamChunkStandTheFuckUp. They’re the segment of the gay community you most want to party with, they have barrel chests and a fuck-twinkle in their eye, and bigger guys try harder when they’re blasting your booty into the stratosphere. […]
Lyle Boyce looks like he should be in a Harry Potter movie, playing a dopey Hufflepuff who regularly blows Draco Malfoy in the girls’ bathroom while Moaning Murtle watches. Alternatively, I could see him showing up in the next season of American Horror Story as […]
If you’re on Instagram like we are, you’re probably there to scout pics of hot guys. A good example would be the breathtaking pic of himself that Nick Jonas posted this month. Luckily a helpful someone started the hashtag #Instastuds so sexy gay fuckers could […]
Don’t get too confused when you watch this clip of Johnny Hazzard doing what he does best. Initially, it might seem like he’s going to get rammed by Antonio Garcia, but nope, that’s just the tattooed gay porn star’s way of warming up before Lucio […]
I just CAN’T with this Katy Perry bitch and her new single “Roar”. How is she gonna come out with some RATCHET Sara Bareilles knockoff and expect us to lap up her poon juices like we’re some sex-crazed kittens? FUCK NO! Ms. Boulangerié Knowles does […]
I know this is the part of the week where I’m supposed to welcome you to another rousing edition of Popular Demand, but I’m having trouble forming complete sentences with Conrad Logun‘s butt up there. It needs to get fucked. And nobody’s fucking it. This […]
