Those Fraternity X boys are such charmers, aren’t they? The gay porn “reality” site’s latest gangbang is a battle of the cock-hungry bottoms, when hungry pussy boy Will stumbles out of his room and casually bends over the bench press. Shawn is midway through a blowjob […]
Day: August 15, 2013
The Ten: How Did Seth Fornea Not Win This?
Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t […]
Hot Or Not: Morphsuits
If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
Quickie: Lauric Reynes-Bentata
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
Please Fuck Anthony London Harder, Tom Wolfe!
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
Underwear Drawer: Best Men Underwear
Here’s some shots from the Best Men Underwear catalog. Models Andrew Corvin, Shayan Shahab, Arthus and Jose Ruiz were shot in South Florida showing off all the latest styles and brands from the top mens’ underwear brands. The brands shown include Timteo, 2xist, and PUMP! […]
ivanhermo09 likes to take pics wearing as little clothing as possible. We like that.
Tijuana, Mexico has a reputation for dirt-cheap pharma, shows in which shady ladies perform unspeakable acts with ping pong balls, cigarettes, and donkeys, and passed out frat boys littering the sidewalk. No one ever gives Tijuana credit for hot residents like ivanhermo09! He’s stocky and […]
He’s Gay: WWE Wrestler Darren Young
Sure! We don’t have to freak out every single time an athlete comes out of the closet, then proceed to plaster his face onto every sports magazine to show how far we’ve come as a society… But gosh, I’ve got to admit I felt an […]
Flipping Out: JP Richards
Why hello there, JP Richards! We got a sneak peek of your scene with Dirk Caber not too long ago on Manhunt Daily, and now that it’s finally here, we’re not one-hundred percent sure our dicks were prepared to be touched as much as they’ll […]
f(x) ALSO Quintuple-Penetrated Me… With Their DICKS!
It ain’t easy being Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! Right after I got quintuple-penetrated by The Wanted, I was wiping Max George‘s CUM off my forehead when these five chicks rolled up looking serious as FUCK. They told me their names were Victoria, Amber, Luna, Sulli and […]