Arguably, the hottest thing about this scene has nothing to do with 23 year-old straight jock Drake. His thrusts are somewhat tentative and uninspired when he fucks, yet they’re still enough to get Quinn stiff as a rock, dripping pre-cum from the tip of his […]
Day: August 26, 2013
Everything Butt: Sawyer
You might remember Sawyer as Jeremy from Spunk Worthy, the clean-cut frat boy who forced us to coin the term “yeti butt“. Though he changed his name for his Chaos Men debut, everything else is pretty much the same. There’s still a forest of dark […]
Quickie: Simon by Joe Mazza
Joe Mazza is always shooting the hot guys with beards. Remember the hairy gorgeousness of Andy Cross? This is Simon and he made my dick twitch when his “I’m going to fuck you unconscious in my sling” glare turned into an adorable smirk. And then he flings […]
Take Notes, Gentlemen! This Is What You’re Supposed To Do With A Hot Bearded Guy.
Just last Wednesday, I was downright scandalized by Matthew Stevens‘ refusal to do the right thing and jizz on Rich Kelly‘s bushy beard. It was an insult to my dick for such perfectly thick, dark facial hair to exist in this world without a hot […]
Twink Tank: Jacob Dixon Plows Billy Munday & Dylan Marks
FUCK! I must be really hung up on being called “daddy“, because I’ve been craving a tight twink ass to devour and probe. Of course, the million dollar question is, where can I find boys like Jacob Dixon, Billy Munday and Dylan Marks in the […]
One Of The Few Good Things To Come Out Of Last Night’s VMAS: Lockhart Brownlie
You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]
Whoa! This Sex Toy Is An All-In-One Cock Ring, Butt Plug & Taint Massager & I Think I Need It NOW.
I’m really not one for bells, whistles and crazy sex toys in the bedroom, but the idea of getting my shaft, balls, taint and ass stimulated at the same time appeals to me. The Rogue Erection Enhancer and Prostate Vibrator has a built-in cock ring […]
Dewitt’s Was The Only Dick Colby Jansen’s Ass Would Have Welcomed
I was as shocked as the rest of the world when, during our exclusive interview, Colby Jansen suddenly gave a shout-out to my spiritual yet earthy co-blogger Dewitt and revealed he would have bottomed for him! We edited it out, but I audibly gasped, clutched […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Fisting With Trent Bloom
Today seems like a good day for some extreme fisting, doesn’t it? We know damn well that some of you woke up today and thought to yourselves, “Gee, you know what I’m really in the mood for? Seeing the inside of some guy’s anal walls, […]
OMG, The #VMAs Were Off The Chain This Year!
Anyone who’s anyone watched the MTV Video Music Awards, but if you somehow missed it for some inane reason, I’m here to tell you the important information you need to know. First off, Mother Monster destroyed her competition and silenced the haters with an epic, career-defining […]