Alarm clocks? Gross! Shaking his shoulder? Thumbs down! Saying his name over and over again at varying degrees of volume until he’s so annoyed that he finally rolls over and acknowledges your existence? Might work, but nope! There’s only one fool-proof way to wake up your boyfriend, and Jimmy Fanz and Abele Place have done us the courtesy of demonstrating this method for all you fine viewers at home.
The first step is to have a boyfriend. The second step is to have a boyfriend who sleeps naked and tends to suffer from morning wood. Once you’ve accomplished these two easy steps, you may proceed to strip completely naked and swallow his meat as far down your throat as possible. If that doesn’t get him moving, lube up your hole and hop on his hard dick for a ride.
Still not sure you understand the directions? Perhaps this instructional video will help!