Here is a short list of things the muscle bottom of my dreams would do on any given day—1) Call me up and tell me he’s bored, 2) Invite me over to hang out, 3) Be naked and anxiously fingering his own hole when I […]
Day: September 16, 2013
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jess On Sean Cody
So I guess I was the only one who didn’t receive the memo that Jess from Sean Cody has a pretty large schlong? Along with Aybars and some other well-hung folks, he’s inspired us to move on from the Great Week of Threeways into an […]
Celebrity Skin: Channing Tatum & Michael Cera’s Butts
In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
Isaiah Washington Claims An “Agenda” Ruined His Life After His “F-Word” Usage
Well, that’s what you get when you use ridiculous slurs, asshole! Remember Isaiah Washington? He was on ABC’s hit medical drama Grey’s Anatomy until a backstage argument with co-star Patrick Dempsey ended with the inadvertent outing of his OTHER co-star – T.R. Knight. This was […]
Flipping Out: Lucas Knight
It’s always refreshing when the person you expect to be the bottom in a scene turns things around and gets to pound some ass. As we scrolled through the following images of Lucas Knight and Landon Conrad, our suspicions were confirmed that Mr. Knight would […]
Don’t Do This: A Guide On How Not To Be An Asshole
It may seem like you have the right to list every fine detail about your preferences in any given dating/sex profile online. But you don’t. Sorry. You are dating and/or fucking, and the beauty of embarking on such an enterprise is the potpourri of tops […]
Four Play: Jacob Dixon, Billy Munday, Roman Daniels & Alex Jordan
When you are young and beautiful like the four fresh-faced boys above, you apparently get yourself into situations where you do wild and crazy things like spontaneous group sex. Look, I’ve been there before! I have fond memories of my freshman year in college, making […]
Obligatory Post About Bryan Hawn’s Butt
It’s okay if you don’t know who Bryan Hawn is! You want to see his butt, whether you know it or not. The zoologist, recording artist and self-proclaimed “fitness icon” finally got our attention by writhing around in (and out of) his tighty whities in […]
Sorry, Boys! He Has A Girlfriend.
We have bad news for anyone who’s a fan of The Guy Site‘s beefy muscle jock Bruiser. Although he’s been known to suck off other dudes while shoving toys up his ass, he is very much in a romantic relationship with a woman. Her hand […]
I’m Going To Ride So Many Dicks To Britney Spears’ Hot New Dance Track “Work Bitch”!
I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided […]