I am trying my hardest to remember exactly where I was when Hurricane Sandy hit the Boston area. Surely, it must have been somewhere safe and sound, because if it hadn’t been, I would’ve had a reason (or several) to remember where I was during […]
Day: September 24, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: Nick Carter Is Doing Gay Porn Now!
We’re just as surprised to hear this as you are! Apparently, the Backstreet Boys reunion didn’t go as well as Nick Carter was hoping, so he inquired with his agent about entering the adult industry to make a quick buck or two. As a former […]
The Locker Room: Jake Butt
Witness that perfect moment when someone’s name is so appropriate, so right, that it’s like every tumbler and clockwork cog in the universe clicked into place and all has been revealed to us. Yes, Jake Butt’s position on the University of Michigan’s football team is […]
Daddy Don’t: Le Langue Hookup and Why People Hate You
Sex is, sadly, increasingly transactional and likened to shopping from the Sears Wish Christmas catalogue. Fellas will list their “preferences” (as I have already discussed) in a casual, l’aissez-faire way to a point of post-racial racism, and the fun does not stop there. You are […]
Bruce Springsteen Has Still Got It
Bruce Springsteen was recently snapped splashing around on the beach and… He’s 64? Wow. He looks GOOD. There was always something sexy about him. Remember the “Born in the U.S.A.” vid from back in the day, when he was in the jeans and posed with […]
7 Sex Toys That Would Make Excellent Gifts For ANYONE!
Maybe it’s because he’s so threatened by our writing skills or just because he’s jealous and wants to fuck us all, but you might have noticed that Dewitt doesn’t really like us! This is totally okay, because we hate one another too, and J. Harvey […]
Adam Richman Won “Man Vs. Food”
WOW. Talk about a lifestyle change. Adam Richman is one of my favorite television hosts. He was the Man Vs. Food dude for four seasons on the Travel Channel, trying to eat truckloads of delicious, destructive amounts of food in one sitting every episode. He […]
10 Hot Men I Want To Fuck For My Birthday
It is well-known that I am a greedy whore who demands dick, ass and dozens of rimjobs for his birthday. While I am not sure the ten men featured on the list below are necessarily looking for casual sex with your average horny blogger, I […]
Oops!… They Did It (Bareback) Again
Earlier this month, Lucas Entertainment made a controversial move by releasing their first bareback scene between boyfriends Seth Treston and Billy Santoro. This was particularly upsetting to certain gay porn fans due to past statements company founder Michael Lucas had made about condom usage, with […]
Y’all Better Open Your HOLES to Rod Thomas & His Big DICK!
It’s been a HOT minute since y’all have been graced with the honey-dripped gospel of Ms. Boulangerié Knowles, so I’m gonna break it down for you like you KNEW a bitch would! It is scientifically proven by my pussy that Rod Thomas from Bright Light […]