Charlie Hunnam Will Be Christian Grey, Your Mom’s Panties Just Exploded
The Internet’s pussy is soaked this morning due to Pacific Rim and Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam being cast as Christian Grey. Christian’s the title character in that mommy-porn book. I haven’t read it, because I’ve never had a hot flash, and I’m not a frigid twenty-something woman who needed to learn what a butt plug is and about the joys of finger-banging your vagine. From what I’ve read online (and seen here on Manhunt Daily), Charlie’s a good choice. It’s 2013, so I will put some faith in Hollywood that he’ll be just as naked as the sexually novice girl character he seduces.
Wait, does HE get a butt plug stuffed in him? Is there some sort of loving denouement in which the dopey chick turns the tables on the abusive master, makes him fall in love with her, and subjects him to the same bondage and humiliation? Probably not. That “this is Hollywood 2013″ thing works both ways. These are the same people who felt we needed to see One Direction in 3D.
Fun fact: Charlie, then 18, played the “Justin” role in the far superior UK version of Queer As Folk. Check him out as a twink getting rimmed below!
- J. Harvey
Check out pics of Charlie Hunnam’s qualifications to play Christian Grey below:
Queer as Folk (1999)
Sons of Anarchy
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