Gay Ass Gossip: Did Joseph Gordon-Levitt Invent A Girlfriend To Deflect Those Gay Rumors?
ITEM - I should be slapped for that headline. I really should. It’s the gossip blogger in me. YOU WANT THEM TO READ THE POST, SO YOU CREATE A PANDERING-ASS POST TITLE! There you go, a rare look behind the scenes of “Gay Ass Gossip“.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (affectionately known to me as “JoGoLev”) has a new flick out. He plays a Jersey Shore-type who’s romancing ScarJo (it’s just easier to type) while dealing with a porn addiction in Don Jon. And he looks fucking hot in those ads. I would see it just to watch his muscled ass simulate jacking his dick. There are gay rumors about EVERY actor in Hollywood because the general public is obsessed with what everyone likes to pork. The ones about JoGoLev have begun, and he refuses to entertain you with his take on them! Here’s what he told Out magazine:
“That would be really tacky — they would win if I had to clarify.”
Well, that resolve didn’t last. He recently revealed that he had a secret girlfriend to Howard Stern. He explained that she’s not in show business, they met through friends, and that he’s kept their relationship on the DL because they’re both private people.
“The girl that I’m with, she really doesn’t want to be a part of it. You can imagine not wanting to have that kind of scrutiny.”
- J. Harvey
More “Gay Ass Gossip” below:
ITEM - Jon Hamm has two large polyps on his vocal cords and will undergo surgery here in Manhunt Land (aka Boston). You don’t say, J. Harvey typed as he imagined a scheme wherein he would scale the wall of which ever one of our fine hospitals Jon will be receiving surgery in, steal a candy striper uniform, and offer Mr. Hamm a sponge bath with a happy ending. You’ll probably see me on the news. He’s going to be fine, by the way. As long as that huge dick hasn’t been affected. There he is at the Emmys last Sunday night with a beard. Kind of like the one he’s married to, because you know he wants me.
ITEM - Scott Reeves (Clint Eastwood‘s hard-bodied actor son) is continuing his “I’ve got body” campaign. He recently put the above photo on Instagram from a movie set. And below are more pics of him and his nipples that are circulating online. Nice sperm work, Clint.
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