Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Has Reportedly Been To Rehab Twice This Year
ITEM - This goes to show that you can have a problem with addiction and still look like “Sexy” and “Hot” had a baby. Zac Efron supposedly went to rehab for cocaine after finishing filming that Neighbors mess where he looks hot enough to fry bacon on his ass. TMZ is now reporting that Zac also was withdrawing from cock…oh my lawd, I am not going to correct that typo…and molly abuse at an outpatient private home in March.
He’s not exactly a D.A.R.E. ad. He won’t convince the kiddies that drugs ravage your face and body. Was he cutting his coke with Juvaderm and Creotine?
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- J. Harvey
ITEM – Those of you who are fans of spindly ginges were probably happy this week when the openly gay Andy Herren won Big Brother. The competitors this season were particularly stenchy bags of racist and homophobic trash, so it’s nice that Andy came out on top. We’re guessing he’s not actually a top, though.
ITEM - During an appearance on What What Happens Live, MTV’s The Real World alumni Danny Roberts claimed he had sex with a fellow male competitor on Real World spin-off The Challenge. He also said that he couldn’t reveal who it was because the guy is straight, married, and has a kid. Because it’s 2013 and everyone’s a private investigator with access to YouTube, Wikipedia, and Twitter, it’s been determined that Danny probably played ass games with Adam Larson (below). I don’t know. He doesn’t have gay hair. Wait, was this back in the 90s? Maybe he did have gay hair.
In other news, telephone, television, tell a Danny Roberts. He should apply to post for “Gay Ass Gossip”.