I Think We’ve Found Our New Intern?
He’s 28 years-old, over six feet tall and a self-proclaimed “pig bottom” with an especially meaty, hairy ass. Once you see how much of that dildo he can swallow, you’ll understand why he should be working at Manhunt headquarters as the Daily‘s new intern. He possesses what one might call a gift for swallowing things deep down his throat. Professionally speaking, we wouldn’t mind experiencing that firsthand or challenging him to take some of the more well-endowed porn stars we write about…
You can find him on Manhunt under the name “DaBearboi“. Sadly, he probably won’t be our new intern, but the idea popped into my head after J. Harvey complained about Gay Evan and Gay Skylar in yesterday’s story about Ariana Grande. He suggested that we need to balance them out with some “badonka donked cubs”, and if there’s anyone who’s particularly befitting of that description, it’s this lovely man known as DaBearboi.
Some of you might be wondering, “Don’t you already have an intern? Didn’t he finally return after months of captivity?” This isn’t entirely inaccurate! Our faithful minion Name Redacted tried his absolute best to come back to work—citing that he didn’t want to leave and seem like a bad knockoff of one of The Sword‘s interns—but he unfortunately had to part ways with us due to “psychological trauma” related to clown-rape. We’ll miss him. But not that much. His hole was getting kind of loose.
Check out pics of the man (we wish would be) our new intern below:
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