Important news! Jordan Levine has a beard now. This is news because he didn’t have one before, and it’s important because Levi Michaels jizzed on it. As you all know by now, that’s what you’re supposed to do with a dude who has a beard, and we commend Mr. Michaels for doing the right thing (even though we’re extraordinarily jealous that he got to feel Jordan’s whiskers brushing against his tight hole).
Of course, we have to ask—now that Jordan Levine has a beard, is there anything he can’t do?!?! Probably not! He could handle quintuple penetration, sing like Ariana Grande and hate-fuck Joe Manganiello out of spite for him shaving his facial hair. The possibilities are endless. The world is Jordan Levine’s oyster, now that he has a beard.