Note the Twitter handle. He is everything ass. Also, he looks like this:
We’re going to start a movement supporting Jake. We’ll call ourselves “Butts” and we’ll celebrate all things Jake Butt. His sense of humor, his hot face, his name, his tight end prowess. This will lead to him accepting us as true believers and allowing us greater access to him. I’d elaborate on that greater access but he’s just past the age of consent so we’ll keep this PG for now.