It’s on the record that Gabriel Clark is a cum connoisseur. The hunky gay porn star is two seconds away from giving college lectures on “Cum Appreciation” to the students on the Fraternity X campus, and with that in mind, we’re showing him we’ve learned […]
Day: October 5, 2013
Caption This: The Mascot
You’ve captioned slutty football players. You’ve captioned slutty water polo players. And you’ve captioned an anthropomorphic unicorn with an incredibly large penis. Logically, the next step is to do a round of Caption This with some amateur furry porn! We apologize in advance if we […]
Meet Sean, The Fraternity Man Whore!
How novel! After raping an unconscious young woman and completely ignoring the protests of another young man, gay porn “reality” site Fraternity X released a new scene where the sex seems somewhat consensual! This reminds me of the good ol’ days when someone so perpetually […]
Conan O’Brien Strips In Support Of Redheads
Did you guys know that they’ve had to film PSAs to rep redheads as legitimately hot, awesome people? As I once saw noted in the comments of a YouTube video – “dafuq?”. Ginges are sexy as fuck, and the news that they will be extinct […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Boys Next Door
It always seemed silly to me, too, that the guys on Next Door Male are exponentially hotter than any next door neighbor I’ve ever had, but nevertheless, let’s put that minor misnomer aside and focus on what’s really important—Conner Hastings‘ southern accent (and rather large penis). […]