Major emphasis on the question mark up there! The big problem with nominating someone like Johnny Rapid for the 2013 Butthole of The Year award is that you never know what you’re going to get with him. One minute he’s shaved bare and playing up […]
Day: October 14, 2013
Kellan Lutz Is Shirtless In Hercules: The Legend Begins
Here’s the trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins, which stars Kellan Lutz, whose chest and arms you may remember from the Twilight films. Basically, these ancient Greek/Roman epic blockbuster films are, at this point, a mixture of the Gladiator/Spartacus “hero’s journey” mixed with the love […]
Get Fucked In Time With Your Favorite Porn Bottoms
I emailed Dewitt the other day about the cumOmatic, this product that doesn’t exist yet that claims to be the next evolution of sex toys, and his response was that it “seems very ominous”. The idea is that you stick their product in your butt […]
Everything Butt: Tommy Baxter
Straight up, Tommy Baxter does not have the roundest or juiciest ass to appear in the Everything Butt series. It does, however, happen to look particularly good in a jockstrap. I could just imagine catching him changing in the gym, his sweaty ass framed perfectly […]
I Want Ryan Barrett To Fuck Me With His Nose.
“Come a little closer, I wanna fuck your nose” was all I could think to myself while scrolling through the following pictures of Ryan Barrett. I don’t know what it is about a guy with a big schnoz, but they never fail to make me […]