Pardon Me While I Masturbate To The New Big Dipper Music Video…

Everyone’s favorite hirsute, plus-size rapper Big Dipper is back with another raunchy music video! You might remember hearing the track itself, “Dick Hang Low”, in Boulangerié Knowles‘ blatantly fictional account of her interview with the Chicago-based rapper. The clip, filmed in Portland by Wayne Bund, […]

Meet Randy, A 19 Year-Old Straight Marine With Cute Balls & An Incredibly Edible Ass

Is it even a compliment to call someone’s balls “cute”? Randy’s low hangers might not be as hefty as fellow Spunk Worthy model Preston, but there’s something about them that just makes you wanna tug on em’, lick on ’em and put ’em in your […]