“Married Men And Priests Are Welcome”
The other day I was actually using Manhunt for its intended purpose and noticed a guy had unlocked his photos for me. His profile pics were all headless, but his body was kind of exactly what I like—really hairy, lots of muscles—and I clicked through to see what he had to say for himself. It was kind of amazing!
Some highlights: he describes himself as a “straight conservative” with a ten-inch dick (no photo evidence), but better than that, he says he’s really into “dudes who hate women”. Married men and priests are welcome, though!
I’ve bent over more than my fair share of married straight guys in my day, and I think it’s totally possible for a guy to love his wife at home but also take it up the butt every once in a while without having to have an existential reawakening about it. Gay men aren’t the only ones with a prostate, you know. And yeah, there are some hot priests out there, too. But to actually list hatred of women in your Manhunt profile… That’s something! He even says it twice.
Part of me thinks it’s terrifying, and part of me wants to offer him the no reciprocation blowjob that he suggests in his profile, just to see what would happen. I can just imagine showing up to his house and seeing him jerking off to a Lars Von Trier movie or something.
I’m racking my brain, and I can’t think of anything that I hate enough that I’d list it in my Manhunt profile. Green peppers? Cruelty to dogs? That annoying Anna Kendrick song? Why not just keep things positive and save the hatred for the face-to-face encounter?
Just for fun, here are a few somewhat related images of sexy priests:
(Via SEXY CHURCH)
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