Pardon me if this post seems like total fluff. I’ve spent a decent portion of the day on Twitter having a heart-to-heart conversation with Mike Dozer regarding my feelings on his most recent bareback scene with Brad Kalvo. My brain can’t comprehend much beyond “oooh […]
Day: November 19, 2013
A Polite Request For Johnny Hazzard To Never Retire From Gay Porn
Hello, Johnny Hazzard! My name is Dewitt’s Dick. I am a penis, and I am here to tell you that you are never allowed to retire from getting butt-fucked on camera. Everything about you makes me stand up like a soldier and salute your very […]
Why Can’t The Miami Dolphins Let Their Fans Be Sexy?
This is a goddamn travesty! Two enthusiastic Miami Dolphins fans were recently asked to leave a game due to their festive team speedos. What is wrong with people? Your team isn’t exactly a shining example of sportsmanship lately. These two are improving your image! Because […]
Please Do Not Fuck Me In My Sleep!
Salutations! This is, but of course, my personal preference as Dewitt’s Butthole, but I would be most grateful if none of you gentlemen penetrated me during my slumber. There have been occasions when I have enjoyed an erect shaft rubbing against me in a half-asleep […]
Luckily He’s Hot, Because His Manhunt Profile Mentions Hiccups?
The hell? Enriquemg writes something about “hiccups” in his Manhunt profile. It’s in Spanish, and I am a uni-languaged homo, so I rely on translation programs. Really accurate ones! Like Google Translate! So, yeah, this could be a Google Translate miscommunication. “Wait, doesn’t Manhunt employ […]
Have You Ever: Had A Crush On A Coworker?
My first big work crush was the area supervisor at a company that provided lifeguards for condominium pools in New Jersey. I was a sophomore in college with a slim build, hair dyed golden blond by the sun and, if you’d believe it, an even […]
Celebrity Skin: Andrew Garfield’s Butt
Before he was Spider-Man or playing a role in the Academy Award winning film The Social Network, a young lad by the name of Andrew Garfield appeared in a sex scene from the three-part television series Red Riding. The camera gave you a nice view […]
Hot Flash: Jon Gomez By Joan Crisol
Yesterday’s shots of hairy perfection Jon Gomez were so popular that we HAD to find some more. Well, they were so popular with me. That’s all that matters. These pics are by the same photographer, Joan Crisol. Unfortunately, they put Jon in some arty bondage […]
Exclusive Interview With Gay Porn Newcomer Chad Hunter
I’m honestly not sure how I first came across Chad Hunter, one of the newer, brighter faces in porn these days. I know he follows my Tumblr, and at some point, I started following his Twitter. (Which is rare! Even though Twitter is how porn […]
Justin Bieber & R. Kelly Spit-Roasted Me… With Their DICKS!
HOT DAMN! Now you know that Ms. Boulangerié Knowles KNEW that Justin Bieber‘s a grown-ass man at 19 years-old, but I was NOT aware that he was packing somewhere around 19 INCHES in those jeans. This fun-size motherfucker just STRAIGHT UP knocked on my door last […]