Man, isn’t it the worst when you’re having a drunken orgy with your frat brothers, and some know-it-all tries to tell you how to treat a little bitch? If you’ve ever been there—and I know you all have—then you’ll relate to one of the random […]
Day: November 26, 2013
Fool Judges Kicked Ben Cohen Off “Strictly Come Dancing”
The judges on the UK’s Strictly Come Dancing are obviously either visually impaired or haters of true beauty. Gorgeous straight ally Ben Cohen was kicked off the show this week. They said his Charleston wasn’t up to snuff. I don’t care if Ben Cohen dances […]
I Saw “Catching Fire” And All I Got Was This Lousy Erection
You’re probably sick of seeing Jennifer Lawrence everywhere you turn except your bathroom. And she’s probably hiding behind the shower curtain in there, too. Nevertheless, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is a pretty good flick and a lot better than the first one. This is […]