Now Presenting: The 2013 Flip-Fucker of The Year
It took me two seconds to realize who should be named 2013′s Flip-Fucker of The Year. Beyond that, you don’t even want to know how long it took me to choose the nine other men on this Best of Manhunt Daily countdown. I skimmed over my collection of thirty nominees multiple times, as I debated who should stay and who should go. Some tough decisions were made.
(See last year’s list here.)
At the end of the day, I’m pretty happy with how this list turned out. Would I have liked to give a mention to total DILF Dirk Caber, dedicate a spot to Shawn Wolfe or acknowledge the potential of up-and-cummer Kayden Gray? Perhaps! They’ve all got a whole new year to impress me, but for now, these are the men who kept my dick (and ass) very happy throughout the past twelve months.
Photo credit: Cocky Boys
Find out who’s the Flip-Fucker of The Year below:
10. JAKE BASS:
As I’ve said before, Jake Bass needs to bottom more often. You know by now that I love him as a top, but there’s something about the way he looks on all fours that drives me absolutely wild. (Duh, it’s his legs.) Let’s hope we’ll be seeing more of this fine fellow in the upcoming year. That shouldn’t take too much hope, considering he’s one of the more popular models at Cocky Boys.
9. DARIO BECK:
Oh, Dario Beck! How could anyone choose between that hairy ass or his thick, uncut cock? I’m always confused that studios don’t book him for more full-fledged flip-fucks. He seems like he’d perform well if given an opportunity to highlight all of his greatest assets. Maybe we should start a campaign in 2014 to get that to happen. All of the time… Ideally, we could just have a live, non-stop video feed of Dario Beck flip-fucking until the end of time.
Whether he’s pumping seven loads out of Jet or taking three loads up his own ass, Vander constantly winds up stealing the scene from his Chaos Men costars. As a top, he was extraordinary with Adam Wirthmore and Billy Santoro, and as a bottom, it was a joy to watch him with men like Jordan Cleary, Troi and Jeremy Ace.
He shines the most, however, in scenes like this, where his free-for-all attitude is most apparent. Hopefully, 2014 will deliver us another clip of Vander sandwich-fucking, spit-roasting and unleashing his inner pig for the world to see. Keep your fingers crossed. (Even though it’s kind of awkward to cross your fingers and masturbate at the same time.)
7. TRENTON DUCATI:
Last year’s Flip-Fucker of The Year, Trenton Ducati, didn’t stop being Trenton Ducati in 2013. I’m saying this, because I have literally no idea how he’s fallen so low in these rankings. He was great when he topped! He was great when he bottomed! He was great when he was down on his knees sucking five big cocks at once!
Maybe I just got bored of him delivering perfect scenes all the time, maybe other people stepped up their game, or maybe there were some new models who stole his spotlight. Either way, he’s still on this countdown, and until the day he retires, I believe he’ll have a home somewhere on this countdown every year.
6. CONNOR KLINE:
Is Connor Kline one of the most underrated versatile performers in the gay porn industry? The shape of his ass is out of this world, and I will never get tired of staring at his hairy, powerful thighs… Except that’s not all he has to offer! Sure, his appearances as a bottom might be more memorable, but when you throw him with someone more submissive like Ray Diaz or Johnny Rapid, it’s nothing short of magic.
I’m trying to prepare my body in advance for his (second) upcoming scene with Travis James. (Those asses! In the same room!) In 2014, I would love to see more of a balance between his scenes as a top and his scenes as a bottom. With the right combination, he could easily top next year’s Flip-Fucker of The Year countdown.
5. MICK LOVELL:
I originally had Mick Lovell on my short list for the “Get Inside Me Now” countdown, until Bel Ami released a new scene this week where he bottoms for Florian Nemec. Oh, hey! That was a nice reminder that he’s been known to give up his sweet hole for the likes of Jim Kerouac and Phillipe Gaudin.
The visual of Mick’s cum on Kevin Warhol‘s hole continues to linger in my mind, and the facial from their threesome with Gino Mosca was also quite remarkable. Basically, wherever Mick wound up blowing his load, I wound up doing the same shortly afterward. How could you resist a face (and body and everything else) like this?
4. BILLY SANTORO:
Hands down, Billy Santoro is one of the best new performers to emerge in 2013. He established that he’s a spectacular bottom from the beginning, then unleashed his dominant side by fucking three twink sluts in a row. From there, we saw him pound Colby Keller in the future, go bareback with his boyfriend Seth Treston and bottom for Topher DiMaggio and Braden Charron in two scenes from MEN.COM‘s “Gaywatch“. I’ve revisited the clip with Topher over and over and over again, because it’s easily amongst my favorite bottoming performances of the year.
More recently, we saw Billy working over Robbie Rivers, Johnny Rapid and Colden Armstrong. He’ll be making an appearance in the eight-man, grand finale orgy of “Daddy’s Club” on New Year’s Day, and it’s killing me that I have to wait so long (okay, not that long) to find out how the action unfolds! A small part of me hopes there’s a twist where the boys turn the tables and fuck their respective daddies, but that would be too good to be true. Could you imagine Billy getting plowed on all fours alongside Colby Jansen, John Magnum and Charlie Harding? I’d die! I’d simply die.
3. TYSON TYLER:
Talk about the total package! As far as I’m concerned, Tyson Tyler is one of the most beautiful men in the gay porn industry. He’s got the face of an angel, and to state the obvious, his dick is pretty damn huge. He’s also been known to spread his muscular, round cheeks open for dicks as big as 9.5 inches and look good whilst doing so.
I nearly fell on the floor when I saw his spread from the 2013 Rentboy calendar, and while we’re on that topic, who can forget his appearance with Paul Walker in MEN.COM‘s “Rent Boy Club” series? It’s always a treat to see Tyson in action, and it’s be great if more studios hired him in the coming year… HINT, HINT! WINK, WINK! NUDGE, NUDGE!
2. LANDON CONRAD:
This might sound crazy, but I think Trenton Ducati fucked some of his magic into Landon Conrad on the set of Hot House‘s My Doctor Sucks. As some of you might recall, Trenton placed first on last year‘s list, and Landon just squeezed in at tenth place. While I’m too lazy to figure out if Landon actually bottomed more often over the past twelve months, I can confidently say that I spent more time jerking off to his tan lines and the parade of big, hard cocks that plunged his hole.
Here’s a brief (and incomplete) recap of scenes we wrote about. Landon appeared as a top in scenes with Dan Broughton, Jesse Jackman, Armond Rizzo, Logan Vaughn, Tyler Wolf, Alex Marte, Mike De Marko, Joey Cooper and Johnny Rapid. He appeared as a bottom in scenes with Matthew Rush, Hunter Marx, Jimmy Durano and Beau Flexxx. Then, last but not least, he flip-fucked in scenes with Jonathan Agassi, Donnie Dean, Lucas Knight, Jessy Ares and Austin Wilde.
Sure, sure! The numbers might lean toward “top”, but that’s not what’s important here. Landon could have topped ninety times more often than he bottomed, and I’d still give him this slot on the countdown. The scene with Trenton, in particular, sticks out in my mind as one of the hottest in 2013.
1. DALE COOPER:
Under the unlikely circumstances that Dale Cooper walked up to me and invited me to do whatever I wanted with his body, I would have no fucking clue where to start. A picture like this or a scene like this makes me think I’d dive right into his hole without looking back. A picture like this or a scene like this makes me think I’d drop down to my knees, swallow every inch of his cock and start playing with my hole in anticipation of a deep, hard pounding.
The good news is that, potentially, I could have both! Dale consistently demonstrated his versatility throughout the year, and while you might prefer him in one role or the other, the fact remains that he’s talented at whatever the hell he’s doing. In all honesty, I could ejaculate from merely listening to him speak, whether it’s about queer theory, current events or what it was like to have James Jamesson‘s dick inside of him.
Dale is one of few porn stars I can remember dreaming about this past year. This has no relevance to his placement on this list, aside from maybe indicating an unfair bias in his direction. Right now, my dick is pointing straight toward the sky as I type this sentence and reminisce on the fictional rimjob I gave Dale Cooper in my sleep. It makes me think I made the right decision by selecting him as 2013′s Flip-Fucker of The Year.