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A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.
January 8, 2014

The Amateur Hour: I Want To Bury My Nose In This Hot Daddy’s Pubes

The man who refers to himself as “C. Dick” hasn’t been on Tumblr for much longer than a week, and he’s already made a significant impact on my boner quota for 2014. He touches upon a decent portion of my greatest sexual weaknesses—a salt and pepper beard, a fantastically hairy torso and a mass of dark, wild pubes surrounding a decently large cock that definitely needs to be in my mouth.

I would love to spend the day with him wearing our faux-lumberjack coats and walking around the woods with no pants on. This would obviously include a point where my lips get so cold that they retreat between his butt cheeks for warmth. If he happened to fall victim to the same affliction, I would gladly allow him to warm his lips between my butt cheeks too (and then proceed to ram my ass against a tree).

– Dewitt

Photo credit: C. Dick

Check out a few shots of this soon-to-become Tumblr sex icon below:

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

C Dick from Tumblr in white briefs

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

C Dick from Tumblr in white briefs

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

C. Dick is my everything.

C. Dick is my everything.

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michael35 9:43am on November 20, 2014

Hot hot hot with the goatee yum without it even more yum.

  • Boom

    I just puked in my mouth

  • Dewitt2it

    This is an extremely productive and insightful comment. You should contribute your opinion more often, so we’re all privy to your genius viewpoints.

  • Boom

    And this article is extremely productive and insightful? Sorry, didn’t realize I was commenting on an article from the Harvard Review? But thank you, I shall, and to add, the torn underwear was when my stomach started to turn. Disgusting.

  • Thomas

    I don’t get the whole shredded underwear/jock strap thing…to each there own but I want well fitting underwear that doesn’t look like you snatched it out of the lost underwear pile from the shelter when no one was looking. I actually had that thought today at the gym about this guy with a GREAT BUTT that you couldn’t tell because it was so hidden by an over-sized pair of tighty whities it actually looked flat as a pancake. As for the guy not to shabby – a hairy looking rough and tumble guy is a good change up from the standards.

  • Redboy70

    OMG! I know him!

  • Dewitt2it

    It was extremely productive in giving myself (and a few others) boners. If you don’t like torn underwear, then maybe you should have originally elaborated on why you “puked in your mouth” rather than leaving a dismissive and insulting comment, then proceeding to justify it by stating our site doesn’t live up to your intellectual standards.

    Sorry for making your stomach turn! You should just be glad that I didn’t write a post about this instead: http://str8upgayporn.com/nsfl-heres-the-video-of-gay-porn-star-chip-tanner-eating-his-own-feces/

  • Dewitt2it

    HAVE YOU EVER SNIFFED HIS PUBES?

  • Redboy70

    Nope! It’s a professional affiliation– code for not wanting to out him or myself! Nice guy.

  • C.Dick

    Hey Dewitt. OMG, I can’t believe you featured me on MHD! I feel so honored. Thx so much. CD

  • C.Dick

    Hey Dewitt. OMG, I can’t believe you featured me on MHD! I feel so honored. Thx so much. CD

  • Dewitt2it

    I can’t believe we’re not having sex right now!

  • C.Dick

    LOL, you’re awesome. Thx

  • hman

    Really, Yuck to the 100th degree, and the ripped underwear, oh yeah that’s boner material, not!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Richard W

    To me he looks like an older version of Zachary Quinto…me like! I’ll gladly rip that last bit of gonch right off him! 🙂

  • dgatch50311

    Glad you show men who are older! I’m older guy, and I am almost more turned on by them than the younger boys “twinks” if you will… I also prefer to be with a man of maturity. I have found them to be much more sexual in bed. Experience does have it’s advantages.

  • Zoompietro

    Honestly, I really liked the ripped underwear. Reading some of the reactions to it makes me feel like I’m probably in the minority though.

  • Buck Rocket

    I’m diggin’ the buffalo plaid jacket, but I’m also laughing out loud thinking about how much we extrapolate from so little evidence. For instance, the inclusion of a Hummel figurine, a leopard pattern phone cover, and a floral picture on the wall suggest (stereotypically) one thing, whereas the torn underwear and shot in the snow suggest something else entirely. Just sayin’ – it’s a complicated world. ;-D

  • jonnynct

    It seems that Dewitt and I have the same tastes based on the post above and the guy above. And we share what we want C Dick to do!

  • jonnynct

    I think the photos are hot with the ripped underwear.

  • Jordon Hargrove

    Where’s the ass? Leopard print phone case…stylish

  • Boom

    Oh, apologies, didn’t read your “standards for making comments that I agree with post” Please post it again so we all know what might offend you or not,

    Is it compulsory to expand? No. Are you insecure? By your response I would say… Yes.

    It’s not your site that doesn’t live up to my intellectual standards, it;s your own comments on your own posts that don’t.

    Don’t post sleaze and then expect high standards in posts bitch.

  • Dewitt2it

    You’re so charming!

  • Boom

    And you’re out of your depth. But hey, I’m just speaking to a persona right?

  • Dewitt2it

    I am done responding to you forever. Bye!

    Enjoy making all the cunty comments you’d like.

  • C.Dick

    Dewitt, Thx for cumming to my rescue. I appreciate it. xoxo

  • Dewitt2it

    Heh, do I get to carry you off and have my way with you now?

  • Iluvcumgutrs

    YUM!!

  • Iluvcumgutrs

    C. Dick, you’re fucking gorgeous and very very desirable!!

  • liguyny3

    dear god! i would love to pass out from huffing his bush… and then he has his way with me.

  • C.Dick

    Right into the sunset 😉

  • duckfaceantonacio

    Maybe it is the gelled haircut stuck in 1994 or the queeny iphone cases, this guy is trying way too hard to grunt and groan for the camera because he probably thinks it makes him look “masculine.”

  • michael35

    Hot hot hot with the goatee yum without it even more yum.