Would it be wrong to say that Levi Michaels is the true star of this scene? I say that with absolutely no disrespect to Max Carter—who I’m pretty sure is a sexy alien banished to our planet to satisfy earthlings as punishment for some unknown […]
Day: February 19, 2014
Who’s The Most Fuckable Character In “X-Men: Days of Future Past”?
This is a trickier question than you think! An amateur would make the mistake of focusing on the actor rather than the character he’s playing. You might have a thing for Peter Dinklage thanks to Game of Thrones, but do you really want him evil […]
ATTENTION ALL DICKS: Please Report To Sean Cody Model Tanner’s Butt!
This is an important public service announcement for all human penises! It is your favorite penis of them all, Dewitt’s Dick, and I have escaped from the Pants Prison to tell you it is imperative and utterly crucial that you stick yourselves into Tanner‘s butt. […]