I’m not sure why any of you are wearing pants right now, because after seeing the names “Dan Broughton” and “Tyson Tyler“, anything you were wearing below the waist should have been thrown out the window (or, at the very least, dropped to the floor). […]
Day: March 26, 2014
Is Paco The Hottest Cock Slut of 2014?
With nine more months to go until we announce a winner, the race for 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut heats up as Italian sex god Paco joins a pool of early nominees that includes Eli Hunter, Scott Hunter (no relation) and Chaos Men newcomer Shiloh. Paco […]
Drawn To You: Too Big To Fuck?
You’re about to read a tragically short comic strip about a boy who suddenly realizes he has a gigantic cock. Fearing that he’s too damn big to fuck his girlfriend, he steps into his coach’s office to ask for advice, and predictably, the coach takes […]