You might have heard that I’ve initiated a week-long masturbation marathon called Seven Days of Loads. As a professional smut peddler, I feel it’s my duty to create a safe space for ejaculation enthusiasts everywhere, making the world a better place for you to shoot […]
Day: April 1, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: Attractive Man Is Obviously Attractive
MEXICO, THE FEDERAL DISTRICT – A 22 year-old personal trainer with a 7.5″ uncut penis was recently spotted giving people boners on the internet. He appeared on a dating website called Manhunt.net showcasing his six pack abdominal muscles and otherwise enviable physique. Our sources have […]
Leo Giamani Has (Sort Of) Made A Comeback!
Leo Giamani is one of those people who’s been out of the adult industry for years, yet people still jot down his name when they’re making a list of their favorite gay porn stars (as one tends to do). Even though he was never the […]