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August 6, 2014

Caption This: Cock In One Hand, Beer In The Other

A beefy blond dude sits outdoors in a pair of sweatpants, clutching a cold brew in his left hand and resting his buddy’s uncut cock on his right palm. After spotting this image on Tumblr, I felt inspired to take our running Caption This contest out of hibernation, and hopefully, it will inspire you too.

You know the drill by now, right? If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Take a look at today’s image and the last round’s winner below:

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THIS WEEK’S PIC:

beer and dick

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LAST ROUND’S WINNER:

Prince Albert

After a tie of 19 votes, we gave this round to Mavrick91.

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wellsn98105 11:52pm on December 30, 2015

Bromance, nothing really gay about it. Not, that there's anything wrong with being gay

  • Njrealguy

    Hmmmmmm….Which head do I choose?

  • Adam

    The invite said, “Bring your own meat”

  • Niceguy

    I wonder what’s best… cock flavored beer or beer flavored cock ?

  • xlbutt

    when you said you wanted to get some head, I thought you meant my beer, bro !

  • maui_hi

    hmm which should i down first???

  • Bihrnyguy8

    I said “hand me a bock, dude…”

  • tony

    mmm 2 heads are better than 1

  • Nothing like a shot and a beer after work

  • gcliff

    Yum! Beer and a sanga!!!!

  • ct_catalyst

    Chugging and tugging.

  • Anthony

    A beer in the bush is worth two in the sack

  • Steve Goryan

    Sunshine, bear and bratwurst. Now THIS is a picnic!

  • Michael Mario

    The proper equipment needed to engage in water sports

  • Hecker

    The Breakfast of Champions!

  • pappadocprods

    tastes great, less filling

  • buick59

    On the piss again

  • madwisbear

    sip it or suck it – input or output – it’s your call

  • MisterGnome

    Bro, I’ve got a great idea for a new drinking game…

  • DAK23

    Beer on tap that ass.

  • Mackct

    I love picnics. Nothing better than beer and a hotdog.

  • Ryan Lee

    Oh, it’s cocks and beer…I thought you said brats and beer

  • Tim

    This Pud’s for You!

  • hammy101

    Looks like Im double fisting tonight

  • JJ24

    Damn, If only I had two mouth oh wait lets try DP

  • MikeyLikey

    Which do I chug first?

  • Matthew_Gramm

    Selfie? Quick, gimme Cuban Cigar! Uncut, please…

  • aussie101

    the essentials in life…..hehe

  • aussie101

    bear necessities

  • hulkling2007

    Cock with a beer chaser, tis good. Another!

  • apothos

    tastes great or less filling…………decisions………decisions

  • MichaelMc

    A hot dog & a beer – Always a good combo

  • Ryan

    Who wants to see MY take on a classic Boilermaker?

  • Eric AS

    The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland.

  • PJaxxx247

    Suds & Sausage:Spring Break 2014!!!

  • jd

    “Some beer and a cock. I am a happy man.”

  • figjam

    Before I chow down on this wiener, they will have to stick in a bun

  • redboy70

    I’d tap that!

  • Robby

    Just weighing my options of which one I want in my mouth first

  • camboy

    Straight from the tap!

  • Josh

    Slurp and Burp

  • ME623

    A big Dick and a Big Beer; that’s a perfect combination

  • JJ24

    I thought I ordered the cut

  • prospero761

    Brat and a beer!

  • JJ24

    As long as you cum before I finish my beer it’s not gay

  • blavis

    Beer, cock, or both? The fundamental question of life

  • JimG

    Drunk fucked or fucked drunk…. decisions, decisions

  • Benny

    Beer Pong?? I thought you said Beer Dong!

  • johnnyboy

    Come on! when will you do a new one of these????????

  • shyguyinwwa

    Have you tried this new beer? It’s called “All Male Ale uncut”

  • shyguyinwwa

    Look what I won playing beer pong!!

  • tony

    Are you doing anymore of these? I thought they were a good laugh

  • We occasionally post Caption This pictures on Twitter! This series, unfortunately, wasn’t getting much traction.

    http://www.twitter.com/manhunt

  • wellsn98105

    Bromance, nothing really gay about it. Not, that there’s anything wrong with being gay