While I take a break from the giant glass of wine I’m chugging during the Grammy Awards, I’d like to acknowledge that XL‘s penis deserves an award more than any of these rich fuckers on my television screen. He got a little romantic in his […]
Day: February 8, 2015
Quickie: Brad Strokes His Fat, Uncut Dick For Maskurbate
Last month, Maskurbate celebrated the new year by inviting back fan-favorite Brad, and since I am literally the worst human being in the whole world, I neglected to inform you about his foreskin, his meaty thighs and the 18 pounds of muscle he’s put on to […]
Popular Demand: The Week Of Football Players, Bi Porn & Mike Gaite Being Awesome
My colleague Chris dominated the past week with his round-up of the ten sexiest players in this year’s Super Bowl (which was compiled so well that Astroglide wound up tweeting out the link). Though my follow-up with the New England Patriots’ beefier, bearded players wasn’t […]
“I’m Openly & Responsibly HIV+”
More and more, I am seeing folks on Manhunt, Jack’d and elsewhere making honest statements about their HIV statuses and the kind of sex that gets them off. While we’re not quite at the point where we can celebrate the end of all stigma, it […]