I’m gonna go ahead and straight up tell you that it’s RIDICULOUS that Gabriel Cross isn’t a WAY bigger deal. This little tight-bodied fucker is muscly, amazingly fun to watch fuck OR get fucked, and basically the PICTURE of English Rose beauty. If you can […]
Day: October 15, 2015
#FrozenChook
This is too weird for me, so I don’t have a ton of commentary on it. Basically #FrozenChook is the new planking? I guess? Except way more naked? But not fun-naked since you almost never seen ANY fun bits at all? The gist is that you’re […]
TBT: Arpad Miklos is on Rick Santorum’s Gay Porn Face!
This one is an oldie but a goodie. I don’t know why we haven’t seen more of this sort of thing featuring the whole clown car of Republican hopefuls that’s still under the group impression they’re going to be president. But good ol’ Rick Dogfucker […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! The always beautiful Micah […]