You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
Day: April 30, 2016
And Now, Free Rimming Lube
For me, one of the worst things about lube of any variety is that once it comes into play, stuff can’t go back in my mouth without some real commitment to gross lubemouth being all I can think about from that point forward. That sucks. […]
Huge Dicks: The Currency of the Future
This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial. Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d mechanic, Derek Parker, keep saying it’s gonna be “another week,” but you need it sooner than that?! Then be sure you bring your Extra Big Dick […]