Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
Day: May 6, 2016
Too Big? or JUUUUUST Right?
This is probably an ironic juxtaposition with today’s morning wood post, but I’m dying to know MHD readers think it ‘ideal.’ Metro Weekly yesterday released survey results from ten countries asking respondents what they thought the “ideal” penis size was, and then compared that to […]
Morning Wood: May 6, 2016
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler