Gather around, ass cheek connoisseurs! It’s time for our roundup of the year’s top ten Everything Butt posts. Last week, we brought you our picks for the Best Holes of 2012, so you may be wondering how this list is different… The answer is simple! We have nothing to do with the order these men appear. They’re all ranked by popularity.
So who do you think had the best ass of 2012? Was it model gone underwear designer Todd Sanfield? Brilliant bottom Scott Hunter? The man with the fuzzy mounds, Paul Wagner? Or, hey, what about that Brady Hanson guy? You’ll find out soon enough.
– Dewitt
Click through to take a look at this year’s best asses:
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10. LUCAS YOUNG:
We wrote: “I am a man who can appreciate a hairy ass… That said, I’m also just as enthusiastic about an impeccably hairless hole. You know the kind I’m talking about! Smooth as silk. You could run your fingers along it like a snobby lady who’s checking if her maid dusted properly, and you wouldn’t find a single area with stubble. Yeah. Those asses drive me crazy… This is particularly true in the case of Lucas Young, whose smooth ass is all sorts of bubblicious.”
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9. BENNY G:
We wrote: “The Maverick Men have ensured I can never look at Benny again, without my brain conjuring up the image of him on his knees saying, ‘Please daddy, can I have some more dick?’ This is a problem! If the On The Hunt guys ever bring Benny back to visit my cubicle, I might start spontaneously masturbating in the middle of the office.”
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8. DAVIS:
We wrote: “Congratulations, Davis! You just won the Manhunt Daily award for 2012′s Most Welcoming Butthole. We recognize it’s a bit early to be handing out such a prestigious title, but your fuzzy pink pucker is so irresistible that we can’t imagine anyone with a butthole more welcoming. Dani Demon? Cody Lake? They’ve got nothing on you.”
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7. TATE RYDER:
We wrote: “I’ve been struggling with my attraction to Tate Ryder for so long now, because he doesn’t seem like someone who should be ‘my type’. He’s just so gosh damn pretty! As a general rule, I tend to be suspicious of anything or anyone this gorgeous, though my dick (apparently) hasn’t received the memo to be wary of Tate Ryder and his smooth, delicious butthole.”
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6. PAUL WAGNER:
We wrote: “Hairy asses aren’t everyone’s cup of tea! Of course, if you’re a fan, then Paul Wagner‘s bum is the holy grail of hairy asses. It’s like a divine wonderland of muscle and fuzz. Whenever life gets you down, just imagine Paul’s fuzzy cheeks bouncing in your face. That visual might not change any shitty circumstances, but at least your rock hard dick will distract you from whatever problem’s troubling your mind…”
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5. ADAM KILLIAN:
We wrote: “Before you ask why there are so many cock shots in a post that’s supposedly about Adam Killian‘s butt, we encourage you to watch the trailer at the end of this post. Everything will be clear after that. Like, literally everything! You won’t just understand why we wrote this Everything Butt post; you’ll also discover the meaning of life. Because the meaning of life is to watch this video of Adam Killian shaking his soapy ass on the hood of a car.”
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4. SCOTT HUNTER:
We wrote: “For those of you keeping score at home, Scott Hunter has had his ass drilled by Lucio Saints, Bob Hager, Spencer Reed and Paddy fucking O’Brian. Fuck a holy trinity! That’s like the holy quartet of gay porn dick. Also, when you take into account that’s only a fraction of the men who’ve been inside of him, you can’t help but be a little jealous of Scott’s prostate.”
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3. TOBY TUCKER:
We wrote: “Toby Tucker is the most charming model to grace Randy Blue‘s pages since Cayden Ross. Though you might not necessarily want to take him home to meet your mother, you could easily envision yourself laughing and having a good time in bed with him… Right before you spank his muscular cheeks and make him your bitch.”
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2. TODD SANFIELD:
We wrote: “We’re bringing you this week’s installment of Everything Butt a few days early, since there’s no possible way that anyone could have a better butt than model and underwear designer Todd Sanfield. In the past, we gave Todd a lot of shit for promising to spread his cheeks and never delivering. He’s apparently decided to make up for it by taking pictures like this.”
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1. JACK MACKENROTH:
We wrote: “On today’s post about Olympian gymnast Ji Wallace, who recently came out as HIV positive, there was some controversy in the comments section about Wallace ‘flaunting his sexuality‘. I was quick to call bullshit on this sentiment. People living with HIV have every right to look, feel and be sexy. It’s preposterous and close-minded to suggest otherwise.
“To further prove my point, I thought I’d share some pics of swimmer, model, fashion designer and overall HIV-positive role model Jack Mackenroth. He showed off his big, round rump in a new photo shoot with Justin Monroe, and I’m loving every single shot in the set! Don’t you just want to reach out and smack that ass?”
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HONORABLE MENTION:
Brady Hanson was disqualified from this year’s race, due to a technical error which placed him on the front page of Manhunt for over a week. He would have been this year’s runner-up.
Nick Sterling and Kurt Madison (aka Quinn Jaxon) were both technically in the top five, but neither of their Everything Butt posts were published in 2012.
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PREVIOUSLY…
• Everything Butt: The Best Asses of 2011
• Josh Long: 2012’s Best Human Being
• Vinny Castillo: 2012’s Most Boner-Worthy Straight Guy
• The 50 Most Searchable Men of 2012
• The Locker Room: The Sexiest Athletes of 2012
• Everything Butt: The Best Holes of 2012
• Charlie Harding Is 2012’s Best Butt-Muncher
• Twink Tank: The Best & Sluttiest Boys of 2012
• Underwear Drawer: The Best Briefs, Jocks & Such of 2012
• Woof Alert: The Hottest Hairy Men of 2012
• Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2012
• Popular Demand: The Top 100 Posts of 2011
when is jack mackenroth gonna do some porn? I want to see that HOT SHAVED ASS with a big hard cock deep inside!
Sanfield. No contest.
Sanfield. No contest.
The number 1 should be photoshop I guess because this photo is MILES away from looking like the real thing.
An ass on a justin monroe photo is a “fantasy” and should be detached from the actual guy .
As for this Best of asses…the only nice ones are Benny G and Davis, all the others are “bleh”, except for Paul Wagner, who is hot but not because of his ass.
The number 1 should be photoshop I guess because this photo is MILES away from looking like the real thing.
An ass on a justin monroe photo is a “fantasy” and should be detached from the actual guy .
As for this Best of asses…the only nice ones are Benny G and Davis, all the others are “bleh”, except for Paul Wagner, who is hot but not because of his ass.
I could bury my face or dick in Todd Sanfield’s ass and live happily ever after. That man is just too hot.
I could bury my face or dick in Todd Sanfield’s ass and live happily ever after. That man is just too hot.
I could bury my face or dick in Todd Sanfield’s ass and live happily ever after. That man is just too hot.
Mackenroth looks fake…no way he should be number one! Sanfield or Wagner should be in that position.
I vote for Davis or Paul as I like a little hair in my food~
Where’s paddy o’?
Where’s paddy o’?
Where’s paddy o’?
SO NO MARC DYLAN?
O_O Da Fuck!
Todd S… look at the rest od his pics..WOOF
Todd S… look at the rest od his pics..WOOF
Paul Wagner and Todd Sanfield all the way!
Paul Wagner and Todd Sanfield all the way!
Maybe two…. the rest are fem guys with cute faces
Haters go away. Jack Mackenroth has that ass. you can see it on his calender. No photo shop here. AND His ass is the hottest. Congrats Jack
Haters go away. Jack Mackenroth has that ass. you can see it on his calender. No photo shop here. AND His ass is the hottest. Congrats Jack
What? No Marc Dylan or John Magnum?
there’s a whole lot of photoshop going on here… doesn’t look real from head to toe… not a fan… plus that facial hair is just stupid
Congratulations to Jack, Paul, Adam, Scott, and all the others I forgot to mention… You guys are amazing, and talented.
Congratulations to Jack, Paul, Adam, Scott, and all the others I forgot to mention… You guys are amazing, and talented.
Congratulations to Jack, Paul, Adam, Scott, and all the others I forgot to mention… You guys are amazing, and talented.
Congratulations to Jack, Paul, Adam, Scott, and all the others I forgot to mention… You guys are amazing, and talented.
Congratulations to Jack, Paul, Adam, Scott, and all the others I forgot to mention… You guys are amazing, and talented.
Jack M a HIV+ role model? When does being HIV+ make someone a role model, seriously? Because he potentially had unprotected sex, therefore he’s now a role model because he was on PR? To say he’s an “overall HIV+ role model” does a disservice to actual role models. Flaunt his hot body all he wants, but don’t flaunt being HIV+. There’s a reason there are HIV+ support groups….it’s not an uplifting thing. That’s the one thing I find so wrong in the gay community, at Folsom Street you see an HIV+ Support Group Booth Right Next to the Bareback Porn Booth. #sostupidsofuckedup
Hi fella,
While you may be correct, you also may not be. I have many Positive friends, in fact they’re my closest friends and one very close to me caught HIV by a guy cumming on his face and it landing in his eye.
You can get HIV in many ways and some you wouldn’t even think of. You shouldn’t really jump to such conclusions in case you may be wrong.
HIV is not something anyone would wish on anyone else (or at least I hope not). Perhaps this guy is simply happy to try and make the most of what he has and his infection has given him some impetus to turn his life around and now he’s showing off what he has accomplished.
Maybe I have misinterpreted this but never the less, Im sure if I was positive, I would be pretty hurt if people thought I was flaunting being positive.
Thanks
Scott
Thanks Dark!
You never told me about this one! I had no idea I was even on his, until ManHunt tweeted, I didn’t see the article…I feel bad now!
Scott
Hi Guys,
I just wanted to say, firstly that I’m ashamed I didn’t see this article before now but secondly and more importantly, thank you for putting me of all people at number 4! That’s awesome!!
My arse might be going places!
Thanks
Scott
Sorry Scott,